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SEAL in a bar (joke)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Dan, Jun 4, 2011.

  1. Dan

    Dan

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    A SEAL walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a bin Laden. Bartender asks, "What the hell is that?"

    The SEAL replies, "Two shots and a splash of water."
     
  2. method

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    That joke got pretty old about a month ago.
     

  3. Dan

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    I don't get on here a lot with my schedule.
     
  4. Davegrave

    Davegrave Dapper Dan

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    Monica Lewinski walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean."

    Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"

    "No," says Monica. "Mustard."

    <---loves the topical humors!!!
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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    okie GT Mayor

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  8. JBnTX

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    Donald Trump and Barack Obama were urinating in the White House restroom.

    Obama peeks over at Trump and says, "wow that's a big one you've got there,
    how do you get it so big"?

    Trump replies, "every night before getting into bed I slap it on the bedpost
    10 times".

    Later that night, just before getting into bed, Obama pulls it out and start
    slapping it on the bedpost.

    Michelle rolls over and asks, "is that you Donald"?
     
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    Ol Timer ↓ hog hunter ↓ Millennium Member

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    Nice save, guys. :rofl:
     
  11. jtull7

    jtull7 Pistolero CLM

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    JBnTX:

    The original of that joke was about Tom Landry and Too Tall Jones.

    Mrs. Landry said: "Is that you, Too Tall?"
     
  12. Folsom_Prison

    Folsom_Prison Brew Crew

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    Damn :rofl::rofl:
     
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    3 guys walk into a Catholic church and go to the confession booth.
    First one tells the priest, "Father I've sinned, I stole someones watch today."
    Priest says "My son, take a drink of the holy water and your sins will be forgiven."
    The next one says, "Father I've sinned, I lied to my wife about where I was last night."
    Priest says, "My son, take a drink of the holy water and your sins will be forgiven."
    Third one says, "Father I've sinned. I pee'd in the holy water.
     
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  14. Mayhem like Me

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    You should search DEA agent and professional
     
  15. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Aaaaaaand we're closed. Lol
     
  16. John Galt

    John Galt Anti-Federalist

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    Yeah, abused women jokes are just soooo funny. :upeyes:
     
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    Love the Monica one.
     
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    *ASH* in hell everyone loves popcorn

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  20. Retseh

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    I'm not getting the splash of water reference.