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Screams

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 29, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you to
    give a few of your loudest screams."
    Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time."
    Dentist: "Well, there are about 20 people in the
    waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss
    the five o'clock Braves game on Channel 4."
     
  2. Ian

    Ian Millennium Member

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    My dentist in the UK would say "If this hurts, just lift your hand" and the nurse would then come over and hold your arms down. ;Q
     

  3. FrEaK_aCcIdEnT

    FrEaK_aCcIdEnT

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    lol thats what my dentist would say. and they try to hide that long arse needle so u cant see it going in ur mouth. couldnt fool me...