Scottish Compassion

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by PEC-Memphis, Mar 27, 2013.

  1. PEC-Memphis

    PEC-Memphis Scottish Member

    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
    He had no arms and no legs.

    Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

    The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
    The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

    The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
    The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

    The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever been ********d laddie?"

    The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".
    She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."
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  3. SCmasterblaster

    Millennium Member

    Ugh. How rude!

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