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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 24, 2009.


  1. okie

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    A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want you to give me
    12-year scotch, and don't try to fool me because I can tell the difference."
    The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year
    scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap is 5-year
    scotch. I told you I want 12-year scotch." The bartender tries once more with
    8-year scotch.

    The man takes a sip, grimaces, and says, "Bartender, I don't want 8-year
    scotch like this filth. Give me 12-year scotch!" Impressed, the bartender gets
    the 12-year scotch, the man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that's the real
    thing”. A disgusting, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with
    great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and
    says, "Hey, I think that's really far out what you can do. Try this one."

    The man takes a sip and immediately spits out the liquid and cries, "Yacht!
    This stuff tastes like piss!" The drunk's eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, now
    how old am I?"
     
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