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  1. okie

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    The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride
    Attracted raised eyebrow attention as they checked
    Into the resort hotel.

    Next morning at eight sharp, the groom came into
    The dining room whistling a gay tune, sat down at
    A table and ordered ham and eggs.

    The smile on his face and the twinkle in his eye told
    Everybody present that he was happy and confident.

    Fifteen minutes later the young bride slowly trudged
    Into the dining room and seated herself across from
    Her 70-year old.

    Her face was drawn and her voice weak as she ordered
    Toast and coffee.

    The groom, now finished, excused himself and strolled
    Into the lobby for his morning cigar. As the waitress
    Approached with the bride's toast and coffee, she said,
    "Honey, I don't understand it.
    Here you are a young bride with an old husband,
    Looking like you've encountered a buzz saw."

    "That guy," said the bride, "double crossed me.

    He told me he saved up for 60 years and I thought
    He was talking about money
     
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