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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 5, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A guy and his fiance-to-be are in the zoo. Suddenly a big hairy orangutan
    breaks loose from his cage and runs toward the couple. The guy flees and climbs
    on the nearby tree. The girl is pleading to him:
    - Save me! He is going to rape me!
    - Now you tell *him*, today you don't want to, today you are on your
    period...