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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WERA49, Jan 17, 2006.


  1. WERA49

    WERA49
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    Dear IRS,

    Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
    Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see
    the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

    I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value
    $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the
    overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund" as noted on my return. You can do this by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head
    screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for
    1.5" Phillips Head Screws are enclosed for your convenience.)

    It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

    Sincerely,

    A Satisfied Taxpayer
     
  2. DTQ

    DTQ
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    c8h10n4o2 me

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