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Santa

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by hunter_76, Nov 28, 2003.

  1. hunter_76

    hunter_76

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    Oct 29, 2003
    virginia
    Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip
    ....
    > > > but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick,
    and
    the
    > > > trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular
    ones so
    > >Santa
    > > > was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
    > > >
    > > > Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This
    > >stressed
    > > > Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found
    that
    > >three
    > > > of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and
    were
    > >out,
    > > > heaven knows where. More Stress.
    > > >
    > > > Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked
    and
    the
    > >toy
    > > > bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Totally
    frustrated,
    Santa
    > > > went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.
    > > >
    > > > When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the
    liquor
    and
    > > > there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the
    coffee
    > >pot
    > > > and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen
    floor.
    > >He
    > > > went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it
    was
    > >made
    > > > from.
    > > >
    > > > Just then the door bell rang and Santa opened the door and there
    was a
    > > > little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said:
    "Where
    > >would
    > > > you like to put this tree fat man?"
    > > >
    > > > And that my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of
    the
    > > > Christmas tree.
    :) :) :)