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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by joegerardi, Sep 12, 2004.

  1. joegerardi

    joegerardi Millennium Member Lifetime Member

    May 18, 1999
    Savannah, GA, USA
    Mercedes Forum
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  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Those are some funny sons of guns;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z



    Jun 28, 2002
    Tacoma, Washington
    Whew, we Focus owners squeaked by.

    Funny stuff.
  4. Garr

    Garr Be Prepared

    Jun 8, 2004
    Washington State
    I knew I was the only dink in that Fiat forum. Reminding me of the solitude is not helping.
  5. Roger C

    Roger C

    May 9, 2000
    VA, USA
    Nobody to quote, all the posters are anonymous.


    Jun 28, 2002
    Tacoma, Washington
    Haha nicely played. Mine would be "This car must have been built by Timex....132,000+ miles w/o a hitch and runnin' strong"

    Ain't bad for a 2000MY car. ;)