A man was walking down a street one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was? "This is a brothel", replied the madam. "Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" the man inquired. "Oh, we're having a yard sale today!"