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Safe way to drive

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 6, 2005.


  1. okie

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    Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving
    habits, offers the following advice:

    The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly
    proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one's
    exposure.

    One third of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers; two thirds
    are caused by non-drunk drivers.

    Therefore, the safest way to drive is drunk and VERY fast.