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Saddam Hussein's chauffeur

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ronny, Apr 17, 2003.


  1. Ronny

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    Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were cruisin down the I-69 highway when
    suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road.

    It was killed instantly, so Saddam informs the driver to: "Go to the farm
    over the bypass and explain to the pig's owner what happened."

    An hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his
    clothes
    all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.

    "What happened to you?" asks Saddam.

    "Well, the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and
    their
    21 year old daughter made passionate love to me."

    "My God! What did you tell them?" asked the President.

    The driver answered: "Good afternoon, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I
    have just killed the pig."
     
  2. MADISON

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    I have a rendition of that joke that is about 2 years old, with Senator Clinton in it. There is one thing WRONG with that joke. The Coran forbids moslims from eating or having anything to do with PORK. If you want a moslim to "go to hell" all you have to do is bury them in pig skin.