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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Hank Hill, Feb 1, 2003.

  1. Hank Hill

    Hank Hill
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    Jul 18, 2002
    Born in Texas, currently in occupie
    This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.
    The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for.

    He answered, "I want to kill my wife."

    "I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide."

    The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife.

    The pharmacist blushes and replies, "I am sorry Sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."