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Rules for men

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Dalton Wayne, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    RULES FOR MEN
    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.
    2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.
    3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.
    4.. It's important to have a woman who has a job.
    5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.
    6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.
    7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
    8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you
    9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.
    10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other.
    Sincerely,
    Doug
     
  2. TK-421

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    #10 is getting a little harder, what with facebook, twitter, and all those other sites. :tongueout:

    :rofl:
     

  3. Gray_Rider

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    Dalton Wayne, you wrote my life!


    Good one for sure! Thanks for the chuckles. All too true!

    Gray_Rider
     
  4. dango

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    You Sir have made me laugh , very , very funny , Thank you very , very much......!:supergrin:
     
  5. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Witless Protection Program

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    I have yet to meet a woman who can even perform any of the 9 items listed.
     
  7. TX OMFS

    TX OMFS Right wing nut Lifetime Member

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    #11. It's important that you never say, "I'll have a non-fat, no whip..."
    #12. It's important that you know your way around a toolbox


    Edit: That's right. I dug this old thread up.
     
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  8. jtull7

    jtull7 Pistolero CLM

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    Never, ever sip out of a straw. (exception for hospitals)

    Even if you do know what color "puce" is, don't admit it.

    Don't be caught holding hands with Arabs.

    Even if you believe Pee Wee Herman is really funny, don't be talking about it at a poker game.
     
  9. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    #1-3 - how many houses do you own???? Impossible to not have those 3 meet. Maybe you can keep 2 from them both, but 1 and 3 are gonna run into eachother or get real suspicious.

    Just sayin.

    BTW - I don't know what color puce is, but I do know that Loden is anywhere from green to brown to gray depending on who the blip is making the item. I see Loden, I run away. Freakin LL Bean is the worst. If it's green, call it green. Ditto for brown and gray. I'm a man. I don't need chameleon clothes that change color when exposed to different lights. :upeyes:
     
  10. OctoberRust

    OctoberRust Anti-Federalist

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    ANY?..... I'm sorry dude, but if you can't find a woman that doesn't even meet ONE out of that list, you're not looking hard enough.

    It gets a little tough finding one that meets more than 4-5 of those all at once.