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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 25, 2004.


  1. okie

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    On a whim a man decided to get his wife a dozen roses
    and surprise her after work.

    The minute he opened the door,
    his wife took one look at the flowers in his hand and
    started screaming,
    "This is the worst day that I have EVER had!
    The kids have been terrible.
    They got in a food fight,
    the washing machine broke and flooded the basement,
    I burned dinner,
    the dog chewed up my best pair of shoes...
    AND NOW YOU'VE GOT THE NERVE TO COME HOME DRUNK!"
     
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