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Rogue Condoms Appear In Olympic Village

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Bushflyr, Aug 8, 2012.

  1. Bushflyr

    Bushflyr ʇno uıƃuɐɥ ʇsnɾ Millennium Member

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    Organizers take action.

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  2. SC Tiger

    SC Tiger Big, educated kitty cat!

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    New form of biological warfare defense?
     

  3. cgwahl

    cgwahl Sheriffs a near

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  4. RWBlue

    RWBlue Mr. CISSP, CISA CLM

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    So someone donated condoms to the Olympic village. Probably a good idea.
     
  5. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    Lets be honest. If I was there. I would grab EVERY branded "free" item there was. Shampoo bottles (even tho I would use my own) Branded comdoms? I would grab a handfull every time I went by.
     
  6. OctoberRust

    OctoberRust Anti-Federalist

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    You know, I think the next step/trend condom manufacturers should follow is some kind of warranty.


    "If you use our product and still experience a pregnancy, we'll raise your kid for the first xyz year" Sort of like how a car is under warranty for its first 100k miles. :supergrin:

    Catching an STD/STI due to a condom could be an interesting written up warranty too, but I'll leave that for another thread. :whistling:
     
  7. mingaa

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    ...printed with the Olympic motto "Faster, Higher, Stronger."

    Now that's my kind of souvenir - I hope like hell I can find one on eBay!!!
     
  8. Bushflyr

    Bushflyr ʇno uıƃuɐɥ ʇsnɾ Millennium Member

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    Which brings to mind the classic:

    "I'm going for the gold tonight, honey!"
    "Why don't you take a silver one and come second for a change."
     
  9. GLWyandotte

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    150,000?? Do they have to excel at everything?!
     
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    RWBlue Mr. CISSP, CISA CLM

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    Hmm, that can't be their motto. They have drug testing now. :supergrin:
     
  11. Spiffums

    Spiffums I.C.P.

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    Too many loop holes. Beside the obvious "improper use" or "unauthorized lubes", there is the fact you would have to video tape the whole thing and submit that with your claim. And other various legal disclaimers............And if you had Sig Sauer rubbers if your screwing a cheap woman.....well your just screwed!
     
  12. GRIMLET

    GRIMLET Deceased

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    I wonder if an unscrupulous country has sent infected sex workers to get a competing team ill for the games.
    Can you imagine a nasty case of the clap for a runner, swimmer or gymnast?
    Hmmmmmmmm......
     
  13. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    I'm pretty sure if you wanna bang Rogue, you need a condom or she'll take all your powers.
     
  14. jason10mm

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    I'm waiting for all of the sex tapes to start popping up. Hopefully you can't be in the olympic village unless you are an adult. But I gotta think video of Phelps engaging the entire Swedish womens soccer team would be worth big bucks.
     
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    Didn't you hear?

    The influx of athletes also crashed the Grindr server...
     
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    M. Philps advised, "Most all Olympic athletes understand the concept of 'shrinkage' when just coming from the pool."
     
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    Long distance bicyclist train for endurance.