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RIGHT and WRONG Things to Say

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Sep 14, 2002.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    The RIGHT and WRONG Things to Say to a Man After Sex...


    RIGHT: You're the one.
    WRONG: Next.

    RIGHT: You really know how to satisfy a woman.
    WRONG: What the hell was that? Do you have a plane to catch or something?

    RIGHT: You're the best I've ever had.
    WRONG: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl.

    RIGHT: What color are your eyes?
    WRONG: What color do you want to paint the baby's room?

    RIGHT: You make me forget my problems.
    WRONG: You make me forget I'm just fifteen.

    RIGHT: I think we should go away for the weekend.
    WRONG: I think we should go to the clinic.

    RIGHT: I love you.
    WRONG: I love you.
     
  2. Dogman

    Dogman Getting Senior

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    RIGHT: I want to do it again.
    WRONG: I want you to meet my parents.
     

  3. 380Shooter

    380Shooter Marksman

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    RIGHT: Pass the champagne, dear!
    WRONG: It's 50 bucks, please.
     
  4. Hihopoly

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    RIGHT: Bet you've never had it like that!
    WRONG: Cell block six gets you next.