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Retired Health Issues

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Aug 25, 2008.


  1. pupcuss27

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    Working people frequently ask retired people what we do to make our days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown to go to the News Stand for the Wall Street Journal so I could track my investments I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

    I said to him, 'Come on, man, don't you have anything better to do than write a retired person a ticket? Why aren't you out chasing crooks or child molesters...that's out of your league, obviously!!! He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him 'Barney Fife'. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care.

    I came downtown on the bus. The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said Obama in '08. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health!



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  2. DrMaxit

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    :rofl: LMAO!!! Nice!!
     

  3. Jazz5

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