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Retired Health Issues

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Aug 25, 2008.

  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

    May 13, 2007

    Working people frequently ask retired people what we do to make our days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown to go to the News Stand for the Wall Street Journal so I could track my investments I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

    I said to him, 'Come on, man, don't you have anything better to do than write a retired person a ticket? Why aren't you out chasing crooks or child molesters...that's out of your league, obviously!!! He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him 'Barney Fife'. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care.

    I came downtown on the bus. The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said Obama in '08. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health!

  2. DrMaxit

    DrMaxit Dirtbag Airman

    Sep 15, 2005
    Oahu HI
    :rofl: LMAO!!! Nice!!