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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by sparky1, Jul 31, 2007.

  1. sparky1


    Jul 16, 2007
    SW Ohio
    Deer Sir,

    I waunt to apply for the secritary job wat I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik with one finggar and do sum a counting.
    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
    Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited
    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
    hopifuly yore best aplicant so farr.


    Peggy May Starlings
    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me. .


    Employer's response:......

    Dear Peggy May,

    It's OK honey, we've got spell check


  2. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

    May 13, 2007
    Original posted user location (SW OHIO) was my old stomping /

    sniffing grounds, i.e. (Miami U. OHIO), dated many fine ladies

    from that school. One day on the way home to Columbus, OH

    I passed a farmer who had his pickup truck loaded with freshly picked

    sweet corn who had a small stand set up at an intersection of a small

    Ohio town. I pulled off to buy a sack of corn to find he had his

    daughter assisting him fill the sacks off his pickup truck. I swear

    if the girl in this photo had on a pair of bib overalls with only a

    wife beater T-Shirt with natural blonde hair, her rack compaired to

    the girl this photo. Nothing like a "Farmer's Daughter" to brighten

    your day !!!

    :shocked: :wavey: :shocked: