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Remarried

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 7, 2007.


  1. okie

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    Jim: "Joe, I hear you just got married again."
    Joe: "Yes, for the fourth time."
    Jim: "What happened to your first three wives?"
    Joe: "They all died, Jim."
    Jim: "How did that happen?"
    Joe: "My first wife ate poison mushrooms."
    Jim: "How terrible! And your second?"
    Joe: "She ate poison mushrooms."
    Jim: "And your third ate poison mushrooms too?"
    Joe: "Oh, no. She died of a broken neck."
    Jim: "I see, an accident."
    Joe: "Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."
     
  2. 5madman2

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    I had a guy at a poker game on the hook with that story for about ten minutes. I shortened it to two wives- but same principal. He was feeling so bad for the "tragedies" in my life.

    Shoulda seen his face when I dropped the last line on him.

    :rofl: