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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Slobberchops, Aug 7, 2004.


  1. Slobberchops

    Slobberchops
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    Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

    Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

    The Lord replies, "A minute."

    Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

    The Lord replies, "A penny."

    Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?"

    The Lord replies, "In a minute."