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"Reindeer Trivia"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Dec 12, 2004.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "Reindeer Trivia"

    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
    and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer
    drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
    mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
    till after they give birth in the spring.

    Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
    reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
    girl.

    We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in
    a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

    ;N