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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 14, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to
    Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
    The Redneck says "I want my $20 million."
    To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way.
    We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest
    spread out for the next 19 years."
    The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT
    now! I won it, and I want it."
    Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a
    million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
    The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I
    WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20
    million "right now," THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!