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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 29, 2007.


  1. okie

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    On a hot summer day in Pennsylvania, a redneck came into town with
    his dog.

    He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a
    cold beer.

    About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who
    owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his.
    The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck
    replies, "No way dog's in heat---she's cool cause I got 'ER tied
    under the shade of the tree."

    The policeman says, "No! You don't understand-- your dog needs to be
    bred.

    "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she's not hungry,
    cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin'."

    Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to
    understand, your dog wants to have sex!"

    The redneck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a
    police dog!"!!!!
     
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