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Redneck Test

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Eric, Jan 25, 2013.

  1. Cream Soda Kid

    Cream Soda Kid

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    "There's no place that I'd rather be than right here
    With my redneck, white socks and blue ribbon beer
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    ---Johnny Russell :wavey:
     

  2. Mr Spock

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  3. countrygun

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    is that redneck code for something?

    "So, after I tagged her behind the barn, I found out she was my second cousin.........that week"
     
  4. Mr Spock

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    Lol!

    Not quite... It's easiest in Tapatalk to follow a thread if I've participated. And I do intend to follow this thread. My family resembles several jokes so far and the rest is indeed pertinent to my interests.

    :)
     
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  5. Mr Spock

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    BTW - Eric, I don't mean to be a touchy-feely crybaby pansy, but what if I find the term redneck to be offensive??? I take great panty wadding, er, um... I mean, I take great offense to this thread. Redneck is OUR word. We can use it but you people can't. You Yankee cracker.


    Ok. Just kidding. Carry on... :)
     
  6. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Masswholes are far more annoyin den yer average Redneck. The accent alone is screeching. And I LIVE HERE! Dear lord. It sounds like some of them ahh wickit retahdid.

    The funniest is the Cali accent that SNL is using now. Watching Christina Applegate say "Buh. . . Nahnahz!" was pretty funny. But after a 5 min skit, I hope no one else EVER talks like that.
     
  7. Eric

    Eric Big Giant Head Staff Member Admin Moderator

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    I was born in Arizona, raised in Texas and live in Texas now. The only time I have ever spent in the north, Uncle Sugar was paying me to carry a gun. So keep your touchy away from my feely, you backwoods hick.:supergrin: Eric
     
  8. Batesmotel

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    Jeff Foxworthy joke.

    Sophisticated people buy insurance policies.
    Rednecks buy lottery tickets.

    Now the painful part.
    When my mom died we found a small box that was labeled Insurance. It contained two identical stacks of Idaho State lottery tickets. One to pay out to me and one for my sister.
     
  9. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Redneck foreplay: "Psssst, hey sis, you wake???"

    :supergrin:
     
  10. Kingarthurhk

    Kingarthurhk Isaiah 53:4-9

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    I resmeble that remark.:rofl:
     
  11. Kingarthurhk

    Kingarthurhk Isaiah 53:4-9

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    Darn, and I thought I had the "winders" closed.:supergrin:
     
  12. Mrs.Cicero

    Mrs.Cicero Wayward Member

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    I've had a rooster in my bathtub for the last three days. I guess I should stop pretending to be something I'm not...
     
  13. Oh...


    Posted using Outdoor Hub Campfire
     
  14. Kingarthurhk

    Kingarthurhk Isaiah 53:4-9

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    Redneck cake


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    Redneck high fashion (marriage).

    Around here camo is considered fashion.:supergrin:
     
  15. eyesnorth

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    Around here it's woodchucks, nasty things. Beaver is scarce and I hear they bite lower.
     
  16. Mr Spock

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    What a coincidence... I've visited NYC and a few other northern places, and the only way you'd get me back there is if you paid me, and even then I'd damn sure want to carry a gun. I much prefer the West or the South...

    You're a Texan, so you're good people. I take back that Yankee Cracker comment - the Yankee part, at least.

    If you could see where I grew up... we had to drive an hour out just to get TO the backwoods... :tongueout:
     
  17. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    If you keep a rooster in a bathtub, which is inside your home and working, you might be a redneck.
     
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  18. countrygun

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    If your wife tells you to "shift the transmission"....so she can use the bath tub......
     
  19. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    What's a woodchuck? Is that some invasive species from China? :tongueout: