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Redneck Man's Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by StockGlock23, Jan 12, 2007.

  1. StockGlock23

    StockGlock23 Hilarious!

    Aug 10, 2004
    Bremen, IN
    1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

    2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

    3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in.

    4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.

    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

    6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

    7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

    8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

    9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

    10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
    inta this cheap motel room.

    11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

    (My personal favorite)
    13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
    tighten up.
  2. Rabid Rabbit

    Rabid Rabbit

    Nov 22, 2004
    Told to me by a woman at work.
    "Come an be the Queen of my doublewide"

  3. RM

    RM Millennium Member

    Oct 12, 1999
    What about "Hey, Sis"
  4. or "Yo Cuz"
  5. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

    Dec 28, 2001
    NE Ohio
    I laughed so hard I spit pretzel out of my mouth when I read that.