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Redneck Jedi

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Jay9928, Apr 27, 2009.


  1. Jay9928

    Jay9928
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    BUBBA ARMY

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    * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

    * Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

    * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

    * At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

    * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

    * You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

    * The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

    * Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

    * You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

    * You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

    * Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

    * You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

    * You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

    * You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

    * You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

    * Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

    * You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

    * You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

    * You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

    * If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."