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Redneck Honeymoon

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Mar 15, 2007.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon.

    The groom went to the front desk and asked for a room, saying, "This is a very special 'casion. It's our weddin' night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed."

    The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"

    The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."
     
  2. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster Millennium Member

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