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Reason #1 to not wear black & White shirt around zebras

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Dalton Wayne, Oct 24, 2012.

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  1. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    what a horrible way to die
     

  3. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    Yeah, a real bummer....
     
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    It is very rare that I ever become speechless but It just happened.......! :shocked:
     
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    HollowHead Firm member

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    Ah, the old "Katherine The Great Treatment." HH
     
  6. Trew2Life

    Trew2Life #intheflesh

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    Howindahell did the zebra get the man's pants and underwear off to damage his rectum ??:dunno:
     
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    shotgunred local trouble maker

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    I have heard jokes about being F to death but this is the first time I have actually heard of it happening.
     
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    robin303 Helicopter Nut

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    :faint:"Kids" Something happened to daddy.
     
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    How did this dude live to be 52 in the first place? I would have expected a lion attack. Going into their natural habitat dressed as their natural prey and all. I think if it were me, I'd take the lion.
     
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    Photoshop is fun!
     
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    That was my thought as well. And who the hell says "bummed to death"
     
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    Uh hu....I saw that :whistling:
     
  14. NeverMore1701

    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    This.
     
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    crazycooter91 Roll Tide

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    It's English slang, roughly equivilent to surprise buttsecks.

    "Do you like my shirt?"
    "Sure, it's perfect if you plan on getting bummed to death by Elton John."
     
  17. Goldendog Redux

    Goldendog Redux Shut your mouth

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    Well, I guess if you go walking around in zebra territory you deserve to get trampled by zebras
     
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    Trampled? This guy was raped.... Injuries to his back, neck, and RECTUM:shocked:
     
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    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    Unless he pulled his own pants down, didn't happen.
     
  20. SGT HATRED

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    I once herd that a full grown gorilla could rape you through 6pairs of denim if he wanted to...
     
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