An old biker sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the road, riding motorcycles, wearing leather, and polishing my chrome, so I guess I am." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower I think about women. When I watch TV I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.