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Real Biker

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 23, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An old biker sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping
    his whiskey, a young woman sat down next to him.

    She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

    He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the road, riding
    motorcycles, wearing leather, and polishing my chrome, so I
    guess I am."

    She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
    soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower I
    think about women. When I watch TV I think about women. I even think
    about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
    women."

    The two sat sipping in silence.

    A little while later, a man sat down on
    the other side of the old biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

    He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.