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Real Biker

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 23, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    An old biker sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping
    his whiskey, a young woman sat down next to him.

    She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

    He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the road, riding
    motorcycles, wearing leather, and polishing my chrome, so I
    guess I am."

    She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
    soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower I
    think about women. When I watch TV I think about women. I even think
    about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of

    The two sat sipping in silence.

    A little while later, a man sat down on
    the other side of the old biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

    He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.