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  1. David_G17

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    interesting quotes, many have to do with computers.
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    The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8 m/sec2.

    They're just jealous because they don't have three wise men and a virgin in the whole organization.
    - Mayor Cianci on the ACLU's suit to remove a nativity scene

    The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.

    For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

    Alright, everyone line up alphabetically according to your height.

    You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on

    If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime

    Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25

    2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2

    The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time...
    ...The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time

    Data expands to fill the space available for storage

    If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan

    The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance

    To define recursion, we must first define recursion

    QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb))" — Shakespeare

    Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends

    System Error: press F13 to continue..."

    Cannot delete tmp150---3.tmp: There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again

    "'INSERT DISK THREE' ? But I can only get two in the drive !"

    If you can't beat your computer at chess, do what I did — try kick-boxing

    "Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..."

    Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is nothing like Shakespeare

    I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
    - Thomas Alva Edison

    There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
    - Frank Zappa

    In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite."
    - Paul Dirac

    The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other b****** die for his."
    - General George Patton

    Vote early and vote often."
    - Al Capone

    Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure."
    - Ross MacDonald
     
  2. LewisQ

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    >>>>>>>The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8 m/sec2.

    GREAT ONE! :)
     

  3. aspartz

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    The actual rule when I was in college was you can bring in anything that does not need to be plugged in.

    They had to change that after I brought my roommate.

    ARS