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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 24, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him
    that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.

    Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some butthole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

    The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

    Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here."

    "Where are you from, son?"

    "Texas, sir," the boy replied.

    "Well, why did you leave Texas?" the manager asked.

    The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players down there."

    "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Texas."

    "No ****???" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
  2. bangelo

    bangelo MAC dADDY

    Jan 21, 2004
    Near my G17
    Hahaha thats the funniest **** i have ever heard. Where do you get all these?

  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    My friends send me a lot of jokes and I hear alot at work;f
  4. Oakie,

    With all the jokes you hear at work you must not get much work done.
  5. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

    Nov 2, 2003
    He's from Oklahoma, what do you expect? :p
  6. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z