1. Do you need a silencer if you are going to kill a mime? 2. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? 3. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work in the morning? 4. If 7-11 is open 24-hrs a day, 365 days a year why are there locks on the door? 5. If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose? 6. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? 7. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? 8. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? 9. Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 10. If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? 11. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?