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Q & A Quickies

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Jun 12, 2002.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    Land of Enchantment
    Q.) What do you call a guitar player who breaks up with his girlfriend?
    A.) Homeless.

    Q.) What do politicians and porn stars have in common?
    A.) They're both experts at changing positions in front of a camera.

    Q.) What do you get when you cross a feminist and an attorney?
    A.) A lawyer who won't screw you.

    ;e ;e ;e
     
  2. 380Shooter

    380Shooter Marksman

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    Brazil
    Hate to do it because they're funny as hell, but they're also outside the guidelines...

    ..Joe
     

  3. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Montanuh
    ...because they don't have balls. Oh my I laughed hard at that one.