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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 16, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.

    The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.







    2. A set of jumper leads walk into a bar.

    The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'





    3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.





    4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.





    5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says:

    'A beer please, and one for the road.'





    6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:

    'Does this taste funny to you ?'





    7. 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'

    'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.'

    'Is it common ?'

    'Well, It's Not Unusual.'





    8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.

    Daisy says to Dolly, 'I was artificially inseminated this morning.'

    'I don't believe you,' says Dolly.

    'It's true; no bull!' exclaims Daisy.





    9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.

    The kids were nothing to look at either.





    10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.





    11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.







    12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.

    He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs !'

    The doctor replied, 'I know you can't - I've cut off your arms !'