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Punishment

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 6, 2009.


  1. okie

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    Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets
    handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
    ''Why?'' he asks.

    St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird
    with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks
    why.

    St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird
    with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and
    says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets
    handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two
    guys ask, ''Why?''

    ''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a
    stone.''