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Psychiatric Hotline

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 22, 2008.


  1. okie

    okie
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    Hello, welcome to the psychiatric Hotline. If you are
    obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

    If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple
    personalities, please press 3, 4,5 and 6.
    If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want, so
    please stay on the line so we can trace the call.
    If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little
    voice will tell you which number to press.
    If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one
    will answer.
    If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
    If you are phobic, don't press anything.
    If you are anal-retentive, please hold.
     
  2. DriBak

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