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Psychiatric Hotline

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 22, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Hello, welcome to the psychiatric Hotline. If you are
    obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

    If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple
    personalities, please press 3, 4,5 and 6.
    If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want, so
    please stay on the line so we can trace the call.
    If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little
    voice will tell you which number to press.
    If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one
    will answer.
    If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
    If you are phobic, don't press anything.
    If you are anal-retentive, please hold.
  2. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

    Jul 4, 1999
    West Texas