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Priest Vs Rabi Confession

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 24, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him and show him what to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional.

    In a few minutes a woman comes in and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned."
    The priest asks "What did you do?".
    The woman says "I Committed adultery."
    Priest: "How many times?"
    Woman: "Three times."

    Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."

    A few minutes later another woman enters the confessional. She says "Father forgive me for I have sinned."
    Priest: "What did you do?"

    Woman: "I committed adultery."
    Priest: "How many times?"
    Woman: "Three times."
    Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."

    The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the priest leaves.

    A few minutes later another woman enters and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned."

    Rabbi: "What did you do?"
    Woman: "I committed adultery."
    Rabbi: "How many times?"
    Woman: "Just once."
    Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5."
     
  2. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    I had a platoon leader in the national guard, one 2nd Lt Birddog, and he told that joke in june of 1959, at one of the guard meetings. The only reason I mention it is not too often does a joke that old remain that intact. Good job. These old jokes just don't ever die.