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Pretty close to the truth . . .

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by robin303, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. robin303

    robin303 Helicopter Nut

    Sep 27, 2009
    Austin, TX
    A Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
    One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America!"
    The entire crew of the destroyer double over in laughter. When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
    The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
  2. Atomic Punk

    Atomic Punk

    Mar 11, 2008

  3. Probably closer to the truth than we would like to admit. Sure hope we wake up pretty soon....
  4. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster Millennium Member

    Sep 24, 1999
    Hartford, Vermont
    I wonder how many of then DID come via the ocean?