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Prayers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 29, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A Girls Prayer

    Lord,
    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who's willy is thick and long.
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
    I pray that he is gainfully employed,
    And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
    One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
    In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And never attempt to shag my best friend.
    And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
    I look at the creep you sent me instead.

    Amen.

    +++++++++++++++++

    A Boy's Prayer:

    Lord,
    I pray for a nympho with huge boobs
    who owns a beer store.

    Amen