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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 5, 2004.


  1. okie

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    Stress-Relieving Prayer



    Lord,

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
    The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
    And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
    I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

    And, help me to be careful
    Of the toes I step on today as they
    May be connected to the ass
    That I might have to kiss tomorrow.

    Amen.