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Powerful Fluid

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 18, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A little Arkansas country boy was sitting on the curb
    with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all
    up; just watching all the bubbles.

    A priest came along and asked the little boy what he
    was doing. The little boy replied "Well, I'm a just
    shakin' the most powerful liquid in the world, it's
    called turpentine."

    The Priest said, "No, son, the most powerful liquid in
    the world is Holy Water." If you take some of this
    Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly,
    she'll pass a healthy baby boy."

    The little boy replied, "Shoot, that ain't nothin'.
    You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a
    cat's ass, he'll pass a motorcycle.."
     
  2. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    ;f ;f ;f

    I like this one, thanks.
     

  3. Ghosty

    Ghosty Free American

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    ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f

    I think I just damaged my lungs and throat trying to stifle the laughter.

    You're going to get me fired, Okie!








    Thanks for the ;i
     
  4. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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  5. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    I'm cryin'! Geez, that was funny.
     
  6. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oh my hell I dont want to do that;P ;f