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Porn Script Thread

Discussion in '1911 Forums' started by knedrgr, Dec 23, 2010.

  1. Not what you think. Quack and I have done this on other forums, and it turned out pretty funny to read.

    Rules:
    1) can add quote(s) from any members.
    2) quote must be whole or partical sentences.
    3) can be place any where within the scrip to make it relevant.
    4) bold the new quote(s) to help others see which is new.

    nolt: at least they didnt SHRINK the damn thing...
     
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2010
  2. Quack

    Quack Rent this space

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    NE Ohio
    i was wondering how long it would take you to start this :rofl:
     


  3. rsxr22: I will start by offering up a few items...
    nolt: at least they didnt SHRINK the damn thing...
     
  4. Cerebrus

    Cerebrus Guest

    Shaky Dave: longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
     
  5. polizei1

    polizei1 It WAS Quack

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    Shaky Dave: longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
    Quack: knedrgr poking me. :rofl:
     
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2010
  6. remember to copy and paste from the latest script to keep it all going.

    rsxr22: I will start by offering up a few items...
    nolt: at least they didnt SHRINK the damn thing...
    Shaky Dave: longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
    Quack: knedrgr poking me.
     
  7. rsxr22: I will start by offering up a few items...
    nolt: at least they didnt SHRINK the damn thing...
    Shaky Dave: longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
    HokieshooterG23: Ryan's grips are absolutely fabulous.
    Quack: knedrgr poking me.
     
  8. Ruble Noon

    Ruble Noon "Cracker"

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    rsxr22: I will start by offering up a few items...
    nolt: at least they didnt SHRINK the damn thing...
    Shaky Dave: longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
    Quack: knedrgr poking me.
    rockabillyrider with dildos.
     
  9. Hokie1911

    Hokie1911 >

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    Dec 26, 2003
    NE Ohio
    rsxr22: I will start by offering up a few items...
    nolt: at least they didnt SHRINK the damn thing...
    Shaky Dave: longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
    Quack: knedrgr poking me.
    rockabillyrider: with dildos.
    Quack: whatever fits in my beer bong
     
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2010
  10. 20South

    20South

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    East of CBUS
    rsxr22: I will start by offering up a few items...
    nolt: at least they didnt SHRINK the damn thing...
    Shaky Dave: longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
    Quack: knedrgr poking me.
    rockabillyrider: with dildos.
    Quack: whatever fits in my beer bong
    Swatbana: the bottleneck does best in a ramped barrel.
     
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2010
  11. Quack

    Quack Rent this space

    9,991
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    Jan 7, 2002
    NE Ohio
    TKR Reptiles: Someone needs to make this...sticky
    rsxr22: I will start by offering up a few items...
    nolt: at least they didnt SHRINK the damn thing...
    Shaky Dave: longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
    Quack: knedrgr poking me.
    rockabillyrider: with dildos.
    Quack: whatever fits in my beer bong
    Swatbana: the bottleneck does best in a ramped barrel.
    HAIL CAESAR: Damn son...It's guys like you that caused me to have both shoulders and my back operated on.
     
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2010
  12. bac1023

    bac1023

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  13. Quack

    Quack Rent this space

    9,991
    9
    Jan 7, 2002
    NE Ohio
    TKR Reptiles: Someone needs to make this...sticky
    rsxr22: I will start by offering up a few items...
    nolt: at least they didnt SHRINK the damn thing...
    Shaky Dave: longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
    Quack: knedrgr poking me.
    rockabillyrider: with dildos.
    lawdog734: I'll have what she is having....
    Quack: whatever fits in my beer bong
    Swatbana: the bottleneck does best in a ramped barrel.
    HAIL CAESAR: Damn son...It's guys like you that caused me to have both shoulders and my back operated on.[/QUOTE]
     
  14. Quack

    Quack Rent this space

    9,991
    9
    Jan 7, 2002
    NE Ohio
    tkr reptiles: Someone needs to make this...sticky
    rsxr22: I will start by offering up a few items...
    Nolt: At least they didnt shrink the damn thing...
    Shaky dave: Longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
    BlayGlock: The fact that it is made in Salt Lake makes it all the better.
    Quack: Knedrgr poking me.
    Rockabillyrider: With dildos.
    Lawdog734: I'll have what she is having....
    bac1023: i'm not overly picky.
    Quack: Whatever fits in my beer bong
    swatbana: The bottleneck does best in a ramped barrel.
    Hail caesar: Damn son...it's guys like you that caused me to have both shoulders and my back operated on.
     
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2010
  15. Hokie1911

    Hokie1911 >

    9,712
    1
    Dec 26, 2003
    NE Ohio
    TKR Reptiles: Someone needs to make this...sticky
    rsxr22: I will start by offering up a few items...
    nolt: at least they didnt SHRINK the damn thing...
    Shaky Dave: longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
    Quack: knedrgr poking me.
    rockabillyrider: with dildos.
    lawdog734: I'll have what she is having....
    bac1023: I'm not overly picky.
    Quack: whatever fits in my beer bong
    Swatbana: the bottleneck does best in a ramped barrel.
    HAIL CAESAR: Damn son...It's guys like you that caused me to have both shoulders and my back operated on.
     
  16. Cerebrus

    Cerebrus Guest

    TKR Reptiles: Someone needs to make this...sticky
    rsxr22: I will start by offering up a few items...
    nolt: at least they didnt SHRINK the damn thing...
    Shaky Dave: longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
    Quack: knedrgr poking me.
    rockabillyrider: with dildos.
    lawdog734: I'll have what she is having....
    bac1023: I'm not overly picky.
    Quack: whatever fits in my beer bong
    Swatbana: the bottleneck does best in a ramped barrel.
    HAIL CAESAR: Damn son...It's guys like you that caused me to have both shoulders and my back operated on.
    El_ron1:Strange place to decide to jump in.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 23, 2010
  17. TKR Reptiles: Someone needs to make this...sticky
    rsxr22: I will start by offering up a few items...
    nolt: at least they didnt SHRINK the damn thing...
    Shaky Dave: longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
    Quack: knedrgr poking me.
    rockabillyrider: with dildos.
    lawdog734: I'll have what she is having....
    bac1023: I'm not overly picky.
    HokieshooterG23: Ryan's grips are absolutely fabulous.
    Quack: whatever fits in my beer bong
    Swatbana: the bottleneck does best in a ramped barrel.
    HookieshooterG23: Damn, you beat me to it.
    HAIL CAESAR: Damn son...It's guys like you that caused me to have both shoulders and my back operated on.
    El_ron1:Strange place to decide to jump in.
     
  18. Hokie1911

    Hokie1911 >

    9,712
    1
    Dec 26, 2003
    NE Ohio
    TKR Reptiles: Someone needs to make this...sticky
    rsxr22: I will start by offering up a few items...
    nolt: at least they didnt SHRINK the damn thing...
    Shaky Dave: longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
    Quack: knedrgr poking me.
    rockabillyrider: with dildos.
    lawdog734: I'll have what she is having....
    bac1023: I'm not overly picky.
    HokieshooterG23: Ryan's grips are absolutely fabulous.
    Quack: whatever fits in my beer bong
    SouthpawShootr: I was wondering how long you were
    Swatbana: the bottleneck does best in a ramped barrel.
    HookieshooterG23: Damn, you beat me to it.
    HAIL CAESAR: Damn son...It's guys like you that caused me to have both shoulders and my back operated on.
    El_ron1:Strange place to decide to jump in.
     
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2010
  19. Hokie1911

    Hokie1911 >

    9,712
    1
    Dec 26, 2003
    NE Ohio
    TKR Reptiles: Someone needs to make this...sticky
    rsxr22: I will start by offering up a few items...
    nolt: at least they didnt SHRINK the damn thing...
    Shaky Dave: longer than my three inchers, and the grip feels really, really good in my hand.
    Quack: knedrgr poking me.
    rockabillyrider: with dildos.
    lawdog734: I'll have what she is having....
    bac1023: I'm not overly picky.
    HokieshooterG23: Ryan's grips are absolutely fabulous.
    Quack: whatever fits in my beer bong
    SouthpawShootr: I was wondering how long you were
    brisk21: If you really like dark european, thats great, but don't choke
    Swatbana: the bottleneck does best in a ramped barrel.
    HookieshooterG23: Damn, you beat me to it.
    HAIL CAESAR: Damn son...It's guys like you that caused me to have both shoulders and my back operated on.
    El_ron1:Strange place to decide to jump in.