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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Stop CPR, Mar 28, 2005.


  1. Stop CPR

    Stop CPR
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    A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers.

    Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him."

    "Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "The hens are all around out back.";+ ;+ ;+