Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Poor substitute

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Stop CPR, Mar 28, 2005.

  1. Stop CPR

    Stop CPR
    Expand Collapse

    Feb 6, 2005
    A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers.

    Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him."

    "Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "The hens are all around out back.";+ ;+ ;+
Similar Threads Forum Date
Substitute for Photo Vest? Carry Issues Jan 4, 2013
poor\ The Lighter Side Apr 3, 2008
Poor The Lighter Side Jan 10, 2008
Poor Sidney! Poor, poor Sidney!!! Woof Memorial Critter's Corner Nov 3, 2005
Poor The Lighter Side May 6, 2003
Duty Gear at CopsPlus