Politics, ammo, sex....

Discussion in 'Political Issues' started by Skyhook, Mar 13, 2013.


  1. Skyhook

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    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped
    at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

    She looked at the ammo in the back of my PICKUP and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter,big boy". "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

    I thought a few seconds

    and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?"


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    HA :rofl:
     

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  4. Skyhook

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    :supergrin:


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    ..... So what kinda ammo did you get ? ........ :whistling:

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    With my luck she'd reply "I have nothing small enough to match your weapon" ! :shocked:
     
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    My wife said she wants to have sex in the back seat of our car. She wants me to drive.


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    Here is what I got from her.

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    What did you get.





    Naw I really got to give credit to 1955mercury I think he was the one that posted the pic on the Lighter site forum. :rofl:
     

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