Polar Bear hunter

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Jay9928, Feb 28, 2011.

  1. Jay9928

    Jay9928 BUBBA ARMY

    So the bartender asked a Polar Bear hunter..."just how do you catch a Polar Bear?'

    The hunter replies, "you cut a whole in the ice & you empty a can of green peas in a circle around the hole and hide. When the bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!"
  2. I apologize, I thought this was posted somewhere else.

    Very sorry.

  3. Angry Fist

    Angry Fist *******!!®
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    GTDS to the rescue, Jay.... :rofl:

    Cap your buddy in the knee with a .22, and when the polar bear chokes on him, you jump his ass... he won't know what hit 'em.

    Global warming ain't gunna be on his list of **** to worry about. :supergrin:

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