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  1. BUG'S

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    THANK YOU AMERICA !

    Dear American Taxpayer
    For only the second time in my adult life, I am not
    Ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard
    Working American people for paying $242 thousand
    Dollars for my vacation in Spain .
    My daughter Sashay, several long-time family friends,
    My personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.
    Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed
    In a $2,500.00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.
    Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two
    And the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged
    Along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.
    By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol ,
    I highly recommend the Unadventurous Plaza restaurant
    In Martello ; great lobster with rice and oysters!
    I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty,
    But what can you do if you're not in Europe , you have to just grin and bear it?
    Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate
    According to Government Accounting Office reports)
    Only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip
    And carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO 2.
    These are only rough estimates, but they are close.
    That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend
    Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American
    Citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and
    Drive less too, so we can lessen our combined
    Carbon footprint.
    I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling
    To put food on the table and trying to make ends meet.
    So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you
    Find work soon.
    I was really exhausted after Barack took our family
    On a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago.
    I just had to get away for a few days.
    Cordially,
    Michelle (Moochelle) Obama
    P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip
    To India from which we just returned!
    P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to
    Martha's Vineyard; it was fabulous.
    And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our
    Dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children
    Could have him with us while we were away from the
    White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn't
    Take him on Air Force One because he might pee
    On some wires or something.
    P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for
    Our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000
    Square foot house was great!
    P.SSSs don't forget my ski trip to Vail this winter
    And now the girls and I are in Africa with my mom.
    All this while Barack golfâ€s and campaigns to
    Keep my trips coming for the next 4 years !
    Love Ya!Remember, we all have to share the pain of these Economic times equally!
    Love to -redistribute- share- the wealth.
     

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  2. TTM65

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    That about sums it up
     

  3. concretefuzzynuts

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    Um... you are wrong. She would not say thank you.
     
  4. GRIMLET

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    Kind of puts it in perspective.
     
  5. Fred Hansen

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