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Planning War

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Feb 18, 2003.


  1. scooterbear

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    >> Subject: Planning War
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    Sitting in a Bar with the Commander & Chief

    President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

    Bush says, "We're planning WW III. We're going to kill 40 million Iraqis and a beautiful blonde with big boobs."

    The guy looks puzzled and says, "A beautiful blonde with big boobs?

    Why kill a beautiful blonde with big boobs?"

    Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder, and says, "See, I TOLD you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis! Let's ROLL!"