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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 10, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Yesterday at work, Jim and I were talking when he saw Joe.
    Now Joe just had prostate surgery and Jim's wife is sales
    rep for Pfiser, the makers of Viagra. Jim, always being one
    to make a fast buck, decided to try and sell some Viagra
    samples he had "borrowed" from his wife.

    "Hey Joe" he called.

    "What's up Jim?" Joe answered as he came over to talk to us.

    "I've got some Viagra want to buy some for $15 a pill?"

    "No, not worth it!"

    "OK, how about $10 dollars a pill?"

    "No, not worth it!"

    "OK, $5?"

    "No, not worth it!"

    "How about $2?"

    "No, not worth it!"

    "Listen, these pills cost $10 each. How can you say they
    are not worth it?"

    "Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."
     
  2. Medpilot 2

    Medpilot 2 Smkumifyagotum

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    Oct 10, 2003
    Phoenix
    ;z ;z ;z

    In times like that, I would have to turn to Rosie or Jill.