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pig joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by southernshooter, Sep 6, 2003.

  1. southernshooter

    southernshooter

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    Hog feed salesman is making his rounds in farm country. He notices a farmer in the field next to a pig pen. He stops by to inquire about his pig.
    Salesman: How old is that pig?
    Farmer: Oh, about 6 months
    Salesman: What do you feed him?
    Farmer: Table scraps, whatever.
    Salesman: What does he weigh?
    Farmer: About 165
    Salesman: If he had been eating my hog feed he would weigh 50 lbs more by now.
    Farmer: Oh well, whats time to a hog?